My name is Markus.
I am the son of one of four princes who rule a strange kingdom, a kingdom of floating tiers that rise up, up into the ballooning clouds. Each tier is smaller than the one below, and the very top one can be crossed in twenty strides. Some people call it The Wedding Cake; they think this is derogatory, but I don't see why.
I am the son of one of four princes who rule a strange kingdom, a kingdom of floating tiers that rise up, up into the ballooning clouds. Each tier is smaller than the one below, and the very top one can be crossed in twenty strides. Some people call it The Wedding Cake; they think this is derogatory, but I don't see why.
Most of my life is
taken up with the minutiae of everyday life; the petty politics and tense
relationships. Today I am searching for my colleague, Via.
She and I have a fractious relationship. She constantly says and does things
which bring disrepute to the Royal Family, and it is usually up to me to sort
out the ensuing mess.
It is a long time
before I find her. She is standing, hands on hips, on the floating bridge
that links our kingdom to the mainland. The bridge is heavily
guarded, for our protection. When she sees me she furrows her brows, and scowls.
She reminds me of a bulldog.
'I'm not here,' I
say wearily, 'because of something you've
done. For once.'
She glares at
me. 'Well, that makes a pleasant change. What then?'
'There's a rumour
going around. I think it's reliable. Says witches are going to
cross over from the mainland and invade us. We need to act. And soon.'
Via snorts.
'There's always rumours. Load of nonsense. That all you got?'
'Hundreds of witches,' I say, as if this makes
a difference. 'They say - ' I stop suddenly, catching sight of something beyond
her, on the mainland; but not witches, no. What I see is far worse. A huge,
lumbering figure, rising from the earth and blocking out the sun, heading in
our direction.
'Stone giant,' I
whisper.
Via gives a barking
laugh. 'First witches, now stone giants? You're a bundle of fun today, aren't
you, Markus?'
'Stone giant!' I yell, and everyone turns to
look, and all hell breaks loose.
Via takes off in one
direction, I run in the other, and the guards scatter to the four winds. I race
through the lowest tier of the city, where people sit in the garden drinking
lychee tea, or wander about in pairs discussing the scarcity of walnuts. I scream
at them, 'Stone giant!' and they turn to look at me, slowly, too slowly. Nobody
does anything. I shout at them again, and run for the escalator to the next
tier. Here citizens are bustling about, busy with trades and market stalls, and
nobody pays me any heed. I find an alarm and punch it with my fist; the sound
is shrill and there is momentary pause as everybody looks around.
I'm already halfway
up the next escalator.
The third tier is an
auditorium, alongside the concert hall. There are not many citizens here, but I
sound the alarm anyway. Then three more alarms. Up and up, and up again.
As I climb higher
and higher, I hear the first sounds of mayhem drifting up from the bottom tier.
Soon I see smoke rising, and when I peer over the edge there are people diving
off the balconies, slowly spinning over and over, disappearing into the abyss
far below.
I am so breathless
by the sixth tier that I am forced to stop running and allow the escalator to
carry me upwards at its own sedate pace. I wonder if I will reach the top in
time. If the princes will be able to turn this fiasco around, or at least
reduce the death toll.
Seventh, eighth,
ninth.
Finally I reach the
top, the tenth and final tier. There is a gazebo in the centre, from which are
spectacular viewpoints in all directions.
There are no princes
waiting for me.
There is only one
person here, standing at the edge of the parapet, looking serene and only
mildly surprised as I stand there gasping for breath and doubled-over. He
wears a bowler hat and is dressed in an immaculate dark suit.
'S - stone - gi -
ant,' I finally manage to get out.
The man's eyes
widen. 'Really? Oh, my!' He leans over the parapet and cranes his neck to see
far below. 'I've always wanted to see one of those.'
I close my eyes and
know that the city is doomed. No last minute saving grace, no final plan.
Just my luck:
nobody here but one hapless tourist.
1 comment :
Loved this one. The ending made me laugh :)
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